Film Club

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happy hump day!

harry potter rap stuff

After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had contributed a $1,000 bill. He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation, and said he'd like to personally thank the person who had placed the money in the plate.

A very quiet, elderly, saintly widow shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly she made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and asked her to pick out three hymns.

Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three handsomest men in the building and said, "I'll take him and him and him."

evan almighty

i love techno!

tenacious D-

I cant wait to see this:

shame to girlfriend refuses to go watch it, so looks like a lonely one at the cinema with a big bowl of pop corn for me:

stoners of the 80's

bill and ted:

We have front row seats for this theater of mass destruction. The demolition committee of Project Mayhem wrapped the foundation columns of a dozen buildings with blasting gelatin. In two minutes, primary charges will blow base charges and a few square blocks will be reduced to smoldering rubble. I know this... because Tyler knows this.

fight club

the simpsons- everyones favorite, now in the cinema

With the recent influx of date doctors involved in informal affiliate socials i thought i'd put this one up=

school for scoudrals

american pie

dynamite of the napoleon kind

not really a film but from one of the best directors in the world.

the best war film of the last 5 years

classic scene that made megs career

"I love hitmen. No matter what you do to them, you don't feel bad." - Mickey Rourke as Marv in "Sin City"

"My Mama always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get.'"

forrest forrest gump

"The Dude" with Donny and Walter

Nobody Fu**s with the Jesus!

You wake up at Seatac, SFO, LAX. You wake up at O'Hare, Dallas-Fort Worth, BWI. Pacific, mountain, central. Lose an hour, gain an hour. This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. You wake up at Air Harbor International. If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=etfTTANYQC0

OMG you have to watch this!

"You smell that? Do you smell that?...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

top gun:

Lt. Tom "Iceman" Kazanski:
You can be my wingman any time.
Lt. Pete "Maverick" Mitchell:
Bullsh**. You can be mine.

Good morning Vietnam

Airman Adrian Cronauer:
Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P. shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T. 'cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could become a M.I.A. and then we'd all be put out on K.P.

Reminds me of all the Anagrams in Affiliate Marketing

full metal jacket:

Sgt. Hartman:
How tall are you, private?
"Cowboy":
Sir, five foot, nine, sir!
Sgt. Hartman:
Five foot, nine, I didn't know they stacked sh** that high.