Mike_M's Blog

I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve seen this kind of post on a forum:
“Hi,
I work for Joe Bloggs Limited. We are the number one finance lead company in the world. We turnover £50 million pounds a year, at least half of which is profit.
We have offices in trendy areas of London and we are looking to expand to New York and Tokyo. Our MD drives a Ferrari. Many of our office chairs are made out of leather.
Over the last 12 months Joe Bloggs Limited has grown considerably, from a small organisation to a huge one. Last month one of our staff got 4 numbers on the National Lottery. Our finance director enjoys regular holidays in the Caribbean. We are quite brilliant at what we do. Our marketing team is second to none.
We should mention th...