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[Nevis - 11:33:44 pm - one last pointless blog post before the mozzies suck out the rest of my blood] 
Based on opening scene in American Psycho - see also Leamerican Psycho
My name is Jurgen Trollman. I live on my laptop, 512k modem. My laptop is 2.7 years old. I believe in stuffing myself with takeaway pizza, sticking to well balanced hourly caffeine consumption regimen, and a rigorous exercise routine for my hands and wrists. In the early hours of the morning, if my typing is a little offbeat, I open an ice cool can of Rant Ball.
I never use the shower, except when I go to grubby cyber-nerd social events. Then, I take advantage of all the hotel freebies. This morning, I used “Macrosurf” body lotion, followed by “Yahooclush” shampoo and “Googolia” conditioner...