Well, after much moaning from me recently about a decided lack of festive love from merchants, Figleaves have decided to show me just how much they really do love me by sending me some free undies. Now don’t worry, I didn’t get any pervy e-mails from their affiliate manager, Simon Goldsmith asking me for my bra and underpant sizes… they sent me a £50 gift voucher in a beautiful wee gift box.
Mind you, Simon had popped in a bit of a note saying “Merry Christmas and Happy New Year To My Subtlest Affiliate”. I’m not sure why he’s chosen these words, but there is a small chance it was the public forum posts I made directed specifically at getting some free swimwear from Figleaves. The many e-mails I sent in a similar spirit may also have...