Re: Google respond: Landing page answers part 1
Google rep gets fired and goes to work for a local newspaper selling ad space:
Customer: "errr yeah i would like to place a great big **** off advert please"
Ex google ad rep: "certainly, if you could just spend a considerable amount of your time filling out this long form for me please"
Customer: "yes certainly"
Ex google rep: "ok then thats going to cost you $1000.00 exactly"
Customer: " Goody goody"
Ex google rep: "errrmm there is a problem, but i didnt tell you there was, normally i would of made you wait for days to try and work out if there is a problem"
Customer: "how jolly kind of you"
Ex google rep: "well not really, i want $25000.00 now please"
Customer: " you having a laarrrf or something?" (he is from london)
Ex google rep: "No, your ad sucks, $25000.00 makes it look better"
Customer: "well why does it suck, could you tell me?"
Ex google rep: "No"
Customer: "why not"
Ex google rep: "Cos"
Customer: "Cos what"
Ex google rep: "Cos you havent paid"
Customer: "ok so lets get this right, if i pay you will suddenly make my advert better quality?"
Ex google rep: "No, it will still suck, but we will be rich"
Customer: "you are a twat"
Ex google rep: "yes my mother often says that"
Seriously, have you ever met a company that will take your money and make you actually have to work to spend money with them? And make up a load of rules that you have to follow but not really tell you what they are just to be the customer? They can sod off.
Would you book a hotel if they told you that you might have it, might not, depends, whether they like your account or not but wont tell you. Or maybe when the manager bot has had a good look at the ladies landing pages? Me thinx not.....
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