Marketing speak, we love it ;)

[Supercod]

If you’re confused by your SEO & PPC and can’t work out if you have got any ROI, maybe you don’t know if you are above or below the line and can’t tell if you’re currently vertical or horizontal, then this is the site for you!

Now you can speak like you have a Marketing Degree and been involved in Affiliate Marketing for years

http://www.dack.com/web/bull****.html - After bull you need to type in a bad word as the forum won't let me post it

The funny thing is I actually think some people might be using this for real You should read the quotes sounds like it’s not just our industry that has all these fancy buzz words.

[Frostie]

Why Clarke Why? Now my CV is rendered useless
I will never be taken seriously again *

* opens himself up for 'you were never taken seriously anyway' type of comments!

[sgpratley]

I've been wondering what job title I should give myself

envisioneer

Brilliant.

I think I remember seeing something like this in about 2000. Scary just how many of these I've heard since then.

[UKOffer]

Originally Posted by Frostie Why Clarke Why? Now my CV is rendered useless I will never be taken seriously again

You were never taken seriously anyway

[kier]

Originally Posted by sgpratley I've been wondering what job title I should give myself Brilliant. I think I remember seeing something like this in about 2000. Scary just how many of these I've heard since then.

I actually read an interview with a chap who works at Disney the other day in the paper and his job title was actually "Imagineer". Was actually a nice sounding guy too!

[Wardy]

Originally Posted by Frostie Why Clarke Why? Now my CV is rendered useless I will never be taken seriously again * * opens himself up for 'you were never taken seriously anyway' type of comments!

I think it's the bit near the top of your CV that buggers you up, just where it says "Location:"

Cheers
Wardy

[pistol101]

Originally Posted by UKOffer You were never taken seriously anyway

it's ok he's a scouser, he's highly regarded in nicking your wheels!

[Frostie]

Originally Posted by Wardy I think it's the bit near the top of your CV that buggers you up, just where it says "Location:"

ERM EXCUSE ME!
I dont remember you having HMPS letter headed paper, nor you being a guest of Her Majesty???? Exactly!!! I have connections

And as for Pistol Pete, at least I am highly regarding in something

Next?

[justhomdotcom]

Originally Posted by pistol101 it's ok he's a scouser, he's highly regarded in nicking your wheels!

Or should that be "dynamic transportation relocator"

[hpops]

And to take it even further.....
http://www.codeproject.com/html/meetingbingo.asp