Google Announce New Adwords Based MMORPG - World Of Adwords

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Pick a keyword, and a class. There are three classes - broad, phrase and exact. Choose your faction ("Campaign") and guild ("Adgroup") and unleash yourself on

World Of Adwords

Guide your keyword through the maze of uncertainty and unpredictability that is the World Of Adwords. Perform quests ("Account optimisations") for the game NPCs ("clients") to earn money and more quests. Slay all manner of creatures ("competitors"), explore the world ("paid listings"), but be careful you don't die, or else you'll become "Inactive for search" and you'll need to find a spirit healer to resurrect you (referred to in the game as "raising the minimum bid").

With the entire world playing, there's never been a better time to sign up to World Of Adwords. Our engineers are always adding new game-world content ("System Upgrades") so you'll never know what the hell is going on.

Subscription fee variable, however, for the best service we recommend you turn on auto-billing ("Content Match") so we can take as much money as neccessary.

[csn]

Anyone else confused?

[um07]

im very confused is it a joke ?

[Jason]

I think you need to understand Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Games, in them you have clans guilds and such like. I think it's quite accurately put! Though very easy to see how confusing it is...

Jason

[Shane]

in the words of highlander "there can be only one"

winner that is.. and it's google

they won't be happy until we are all paying 99p for each click worth £1 to us and they have the google logo on every dollar bill on the planet

that's whilst they are allowing affiliates to play.. if they flick the switch to bin us all and be the affiliate themselves they'll then own the user from the search being made all the way to the google checkout page

[pustema]

LOL!!! the forum bot thinks 'LOL!!!' is too short and made me write this...