Best Blag for A4U Awards

[coop1571]

Best Blag for A4U Awards

DFDS Seaways have a table booked at the prestigious A4U Award on 5 June 2008 at the Park Lane Hotel, London. We have two seats available for affiliates on the table; the evening will involve the awards ceremony, champagne reception and three-course dinner.

DFDS Seaways has two seats to give away to affiliates. All you have to do is post on this thread with the best blag about why you should attend the event. There are only two places and the judges will choose the best two responses by the end of May.

Post your blag now!

Best wishes,

Andrew Cooper
DFDS Seaways

[gadget]

I can probably send you 10,000 genuine backlinks - from sites I personally own, starting with this one DFDS Seaways - Unless I'm missing something, you've no links on either Google or Yahoo.

How about choosing 2 people who can add value to your business from an eCommerce, Retail, Affiliate, Web Design and IT perspective. I've got 25 yrs experience from all this stuff and won't bore you to death .. gee, I never realised what a tart I was for free stuff!!

[Mogga]

I'd like to blag a ticket for Nic because other wise he's not getting in. I've not told him yet either.
*eek*
I looked at the site and thought "I'll get his ticket in a few days" and then next time I looked they'd all be sold. Whoops.

[swifty7]

I'd like to blag, because I am a hard done too affiliate manager, and I cant enter any affiliate competitions to win a seat.

I would promise to be on my best behaviour all night, and I would share my pudding with you.

And, as an added bonus, i'll be your best friend forever!

Hannah

[Cheapdvds]

ive not had a good year so far and could really do with cheering up , my daughters goldfish died , our cat ran off with the dog next door , my wife is threatening to leave me if I don't give up my mechaphile fetish (did anyone see this on channel 5 last night? never laughed so much in all my life) , and i caught someone doing some unspeakable things to a monkey Im depressed , sales are bad , the credit crunch is taking its toll I just cant take any more of this and whats really bad (apart from the weather , could do with a free holiday really) is BIG BROTHER starts next week!!!! come on please someone pass me the razer blades.
my only comfort at these times is my friend Jack , hes great , he always listerns to me , takes the time to hear what ive been upto and help solve my worries and problems , I mean hes great , that nice that he gives me a warm feeling inside knowing that someone still really cares.

there are no worries or unhappy people about when me and my mate Jack are on the town

[peterjwfrench]

A Little bit about what my company does together with teh adverts i place on my site. Dont all your customers get bored with 0871 0845 and 0870 numbers, dont your customer hate wainting on the line cant afford to have a load of staff 9well you can but rather you would like to have a profesikonal service for less well now you can all from great price and want to sell my idea to sdfds seaways thats why i must be there as my services will please your customers and your staff moral as they will always get to deal with happy cntent customers. which means more profit for you and me.

Best Blag for A4U Awards

DFDS Seaways have a table booked at the prestigious A4U Award on 5 June 2008 at the Park Lane Hotel, London. We have two seats available for affiliates on the table; the evening will involve the awards ceremony, champagne reception and three-course dinner.

DFDS Seaways has two seats to give away to affiliates. All you have to do is post on this thread with the best blag about why you should attend the event. There are only two places and the judges will choose the best two responses by the end of May.

Post your blag now!

Best wishes,

Andrew Cooper
DFDS Seaways

[tpacker]

Please see attatched image....Im not kidding!

Tom

[Peterberry]

haha - very good!

[Andy10]

I think we should blag it because we are "special" (not in that way) and we can teach fellow attendees the secret martial art of "levitating".

Never seen before, here is a 10 Yetis PR person demonstrating, quickly, how it is done.

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Excuse the basset hound, he always tries to steal the limelight.
:-)

[John Jupp]

I promise I will tell nobody this is who you met during Valentine's.

[siengvantran]

Please see the attached graph, I can do the same for DFDS.
If I can't delivery you instant success within 30 days as a
poweraffiliate. I will refund you twice the purchase price of the ticket for the
awards dinner.

[stu-art]

Good evenings dear friends

First, I must solicit your confidence in this transaction, this is by virtue
of its nature as being utterly CONFIDENTIAL and TOP SECRET.

Due to the sudden death of my husband General Abacha the former head of
state of Nigeria in June 1998, I have been thrown into a state of
hopelessness and confusions by the present administration. I have lost confidence with
anybody within my country. I got your contacts through personal research,
and had to reach you through this medium. I came to
know of you in my private search for a reliable and reputable persons to
handle this confidential transaction with maximum confidence.


Due to security network placed on my daily affairs I cant
visit the embassy so that is why I have contacted you as my last hopefulness.

My husband deposited $84.6 million dollars with a security firm abroad
whose name is witheld for now till we communicate. I will be happy if you
can receive this very huge amount of funds and keep it safe - I assure you 20% of this funds.

I will need your meetings so that we can commence these communication. l would be very grateful if you could accept to help me achieve this great objective.

Please do furnish me with your phone and fax numbers when responding.

Sincerely Yours, God blessings.

Okotiebor Obaro Mobutu Abacha

(For the maintenance of personal integrity and prestige
of all persons involved in this transaction, you are implored to exhibit
utmost secrecy throughout the duration of this dealings)

[mallyord]

Well I live in the north east and can even bring my missus with her fine 36ee 's

[coop1571]

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMMENTS.

THE BLAG HAS NOW CLOSED!

Andrew
DFDS Seaways

[tpacker]

When will the winner be announced?....got my tux all ironed & ready....do you realy want to break a young lads heart?