ive not had a good year so far and could really do with cheering up , my daughters goldfish died , our cat ran off with the dog next door , my wife is threatening to leave me if I don't give up my mechaphile fetish (did anyone see this on channel 5 last night? never laughed so much in all my life) , and i caught someone doing some unspeakable things to a monkey

Im depressed , sales are bad , the credit crunch is taking its toll I just cant take any more of this and whats really bad (apart from the weather , could do with a free holiday really) is BIG BROTHER starts next week!!!! come on please someone pass me the razer blades.
my only comfort at these times is my friend Jack , hes great , he always listerns to me , takes the time to hear what ive been upto and help solve my worries and problems , I mean hes great , that nice that he gives me a warm feeling inside knowing that someone still really cares.
there are no worries or unhappy people about when me and my mate Jack are on the town
