Anyone else sell Elephant.co.uk?...

[findlite]

Having a little problem as lots of my sales are coming up as 1p even though Affiliate Future says you get paid £25 per say. I found an old thread from 2006 about it but nothing upto date. Does anyone else have any experience of selling Elephant and is this 1p thing normal?

If its normal I think il have to change links! 1p Aint exactly gonna pay the rent is it!

[Bud]

Have you seen this thread?

elephant.co.uk not paying

You're not alone...

[findlite]

Yep I posted on that thread. Im going to take the links down today

[Mike_M]

I think the 1p thing is to do with affiliate future not elephant. I have promoted a different affiliate future merchant with 1p sales values - it's to do with their interface.

[Bud]

Have to say that AF are being very quiet on this.

Thanks for your support (that's meant ot be a sarcastic smilie)

[Bud]

Oh - I get it - we're supposed to contact you you to discuss this - yes? NO, I'm not playing your game of 'contact us'. You're well aware of this and I've yet to hear anything.

Forgive me if I don't play your game, I suppose I'll just look elsewhere in future.

Ah, I see, you're the only ones with Elephant - YOU'RE WELCOME.

I won't be wasting my time any more.

Morals....

[Bud]

"What's that Bud, you've taken Elephant off of your site? Why's that?"

"'Because Elephant.co.uk and AF are just in it for the free ride"

"Oh, but what about your two sales today?"

"Yes another 2p! I'm, so lucky"

[Bud]

To pre-empt your response (forgive me if I'm getting ahead of myself here): try to understand this is the internet, sorry let me just spell that again, I-N-T-E-R-N-E-T, NO we don't know who's ordering, and NO we can't provide you with customer details, if I could I'd be running an insurance company myself and have everyone round for tea each Sunday because we know each other personally, after all it's just one big social club here, there's only a total of, oh, 12 people who use the INTERNET anyway.

List of internet users:

Bud
Paul (he's the one with the flash motor)
Diane (very good at cards, lives next door to my brother you know)
Charlie (Buck to his mates)
Fiona
Derek
Larry (just don't metion balloons to him!)
Molly (sweet, but a bit dim)
Julian (used to play for Everton reserves)
Jane
Susan (don't give her whisky!)

...and finally, Wendy, ah, who could forget Wendy!

So there you go AF, as soon as any of the internet users sign-up I'll let you know (in case you miss it, that's a sarcastic smilie again)

[Bud]

Am I angry at the 1p's? umm, not necessarily. Am I angry at the idea of having to provide customer's details and no reasonable response - you bet!

[stu-art]

Go Bud! Go Bud!

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