Matt... Im so glad its not just me, I think I actually went one step further and replied to a thread from many years ago. Tooo tooo funny... what a great way to end a day.
But doesn't it still make gripping reading!
It certainly makes my policy of never answering the phone unless I know exactly who is on the other end a good one. I certainly wouldn't put up with the aggro you guys got in the ears with no record of what was said. MSN and email works for me.