a4u Caption Competition ;)

[Matthew Wood]

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Congratultions to Paul, winner of the Scooter, kindly donated by Totesport.com - let the captions begin! - we'll see if we can rustle up a prize for the best one!

[Julie H]

'Damn, I told the plastic surgeon to make me look like David Hasselhoff, not David Guest'

lol - funny pic.

Jules

[Brendon]

"Paul was particularly pleased to discover the extra hole in the scooters seat"

[loquax]

Paul couldn't hide his delight... now he could finally leave affiliate marketing and start his own pizza delivery service!

[KieronD]

"As well as the scooter Paul also won a years supply of Botox which explains the amazing lack of wrinkles on that smiley face"

[max99]

"I wander if I should tell them I never learnt to ride a bike"

[Keith]

"unfortunately Paul never noticed the Totesport brolly sticking up as he mounted the scooter"

[Matthew Wood]

[Wardy]

Ooops, I think I went too far and did the caption on the image



Cheers
Wardy

[ChrisJohnson]

Madame Taussads has today issued a statement regarding the disappearance of Affiliate Marketing entrepreneur Paul Wheatley's wax model... Can you help?

[A4UHel]

Paul tried his best to look pleased when he realised he'd won the Tote Sport scooter and not the Sunday Sport Hooters competition.

[1BIZLIST]

When trying to break the world indoor landspeed record on a scooter Paul was heard saying...

What do you mean I'm not moving, I can feel the G-Force...

[OLBG]

Paul could not contain his excitement at finally having something powerful between his legs

[Bod]

Where is Gromit, grommmmmmmmmmmmmmit where are you, look i got a new bike ( said in the funny voice as well)

[tomgalanisvc]

'Bet you wish you'd had this on your way down to London, Totesport?'

'Totesport promotes irresponsible riding - Affiliate Team extradited to US'

'Should I tell them I've been propping up the free bar all day!'

'Brilliant... Has anyone ever tried driving up the M1 on a f**king scooter'

'I'd have preferred the make-up mirror and the money clip'

'Terrific... brand new scooter and some tool has knocked my left wing-mirror off'