Mattressman email

[Mogga]

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Was it everyone who got the email?


In order to improve our services to you Mattressman will be reviewing it's affiliates in which we will suspend the accounts of all affiliates that have not sold any mattressman products for the last 6 months.

A Message to all our affiliates

Coming Soon! Great offers and deals for our Affiliates.

We want to help your business grow and to strengthen our partnership with you!

[kcheung]

How lovely and empowering.

*hint- note my sarcastic tone.

[Hero]

the mattressman strikes again...
these are the people who had asked their affiliates not to bid on "mattress" and add it as negative keyword...

[drivetowin]

Maybe they need to go and have a lie down.

[confuscius]

Nah, just a case of divan intervention!

[peterb]

Hardly going to bolster their relationships

[jd77]

I hope whoever sent that mail out sleeps on it, and gets out of bed the right side tomorrow.

[Keith]

looks like another affiliate program needs putting to bed :td

[lauriebred]

As soon as I see "in order to improve our service to you" I know it's time to drop another non-performing merchant.

[jumbocruiser]

I spent about 5 hours building a Mattress affiliate site as their EPC was really good on AW a few months back. Luckily I accidently ran a check of the affiliate link urls after I finished of about 25% were all broken or went to error pages. Requested a new feed many times but no replies and when I last looked the old feed was still up on AW.

I gave up in the end but will look for a new merchant to promote, this is not a good way to promote your site. I had the new site, branded and built and prepared to throw some good ppc cash at it but they just couldn't be arsed so sod em'.

[Qui Gon Jinn]

errm ... "get stuffed" was an automatic reaction to the email ... "they made their bed, now they have to lie in it " ...

[KirstyM]

If this thread doesn't show affiliates' enhanced talent with the english language and usage thereof I don't know what will.

*Cough* Sounds like someone at Mattressman has been sleeping on the job!

[D-Mac]

I'm starting to think that affiliate managers with this cull mentality have borderline obsessive compulsive disorder. They literally can't bear the thought of all these non-performing affiliates cluttering up their lives, and want rid of them. It's an over obsessive attention to detail, that is actually detrimental to their job.

Anyway, that's enough psychobabble. I'm not going to rollover and accept this, I'm going to spring into action and promote someone else.

Their freephone gif is enormous anyway.

[benfriedman]

If anyone is looking for a replacement programme, Sleeping Solutions is live on Affiliate Window offering beds, mattresses and all bed room accessories. Commission has been raised to 10% basic and goes up to 20% depending on sales.

We even give you voucher codes!

We also run a Sleeping Solutions Update blog to keep you informed of all the latest deals, codes nad news to do with the programme!

Sleeping Solutions Affiliate Programme Blog

Please let me know if you are interested and I will be able to help you get set up or get your hands on all the codes that are available!

Cheers,

Ben

[KirstyM]

Look Ben, I'm afraid we'll require a mattress related play on words before we can consider the above proposal.

Come on, make the effort! :tup