Thread: Affiliate Manager for LatestEvents.com

CV

Entertainment Agent for 9 years
Own 3 companies
Age 35
Pretty Good Affiliate
Computer Skills
Live Hampton Court, South West London
Salary : £75K minimum Bah Humbug ! I suppose I do not qualify.

Sorry Qui,
Your CV was not up to standard, not enough qualifications Im afriad. We had to give the job to some one else, you were competing with a lad who has a cambridge degree in Computermetricologyism combined with an MSC in linking mechanisms of cookie related ions and particles re: conductivity of computer DNA, NDA and RSPCA. His PHD was in the apliance of science according to Zanusism Vs Gateism in a sociobiactric electronic environs influenced by the snoopism theory of the penutism genre.
£75, 000 have you gone Mad? You ask so little, with the above qualifications we are giving our young talent, the keys to our office, this is reward enough me thinks.

We do have an opening for a cleaner though :0)

Jess

So Jessica,

Who's the lucky jammer then??

Jess,

Nice One !

In summation, you mean the main qualification is to translate bull into laymans terms

Also have a degree, but in Aeronautical Engineering, so it's totally unrelated.

Salary demands are not excessive, just requesting that present salary is matched.

Benefits in kind, such as keys to the office, I expect as mandatory and non taxeable.

Is one Alex Shennan

Just out of school, fresh faced and full of hope, we'll soon knock that out of him (evil grin) show him what the real world is like (ha ha)

Jess

Cool,

I'd like to have a chat with him when he gets settled, as I want to promote Latestevents a great deal on a new site

Good Luck Alex..

p.s Jess you should tell him to take a browse round the forum, could get some good 'real world' insight.