1.2 million Secured Loan Leads a day

[Michael_Anthony]

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Hello, my name in Manjeet and I run a super duper call centre in Bangladesh. We are producing 1.2 million utterly useless homeowner loan leads per day from our underage slave labour workforce and want to sell them to some mug in the UK. Our prices are very negotiable as are our standards.

All leads are 100% completely unqualified and consist of genuine interested homeowners picked at random from the phone book. They are most unlikely to convert and represent a rare opportunity for you to waste a great deal of time and money.

We also offer IVA, debt management and mortgage/remotgage leads that are equally diabolical in quality. We can almost guarantee that the applicants will have no interest whatsoever in anything that you have to offer.

You will also notice from our most excellent website that we have only the faintest grasp of the English language and no idea of what we are doing.

If you are interested please send an email to manjeet256kxlo@hotmail.com and I will get back to you as soon as I get home from college, provided that my mum doesn't need me to look after my sister.

Can we please stop these ridiculous posts now Matt?

[drivetowin]

Lol - well done Michael - that one made my day

[Michael_Anthony]

Just checked "Ranjeet"'s inbox. Apparently E-Financial, OMG and Smart-Quotes are very keen

[simonb]

Oh dear - I've not had chance to read the forum recently but this made my day too.

Almost as funny as the secured loan broker I spoke to yesterday who signed up to buy some leads from a 'lead generator' who shall remain nameless. They found however that they were passing details onto a lender and 2 minutes later the same 'lead' came back to them via the lead generator. To cap it all said lead generator wouldn't give a refund on the leads ...

[magenta]

Ranjeet's a very productive fella, at that rate, he covers the entire UK population in 60 days!

[123debtsolutions]

No but seriously, the phone book has never seen such action

[zaq]

Pass the email to Northern Rock

[Leads_Secured]

can u let me know , who is this ranjeet....

[Shane]

can u let me know , who is this ranjeet....

no one knows.. he is the "Keyser Soze" of the 1.2 million homeowner loan leads per day industry

some say he can get lead forms filled in just by looking at a person on the tube ! or merely dialing their phone.. they don't even have to answer.. or have interest in a loan.. they just give their details without realising ! he's THAT good !

others say he's not human.. but some computer/bio cyborg lead generation machine..

but don't worry.. he'll find you !

[km8]

Pass the email to Northern Rock

If I'm not mistaken our good friend at NR were in on the beta launch.
In fact, NR may have taken the cream of the crop.

Anyone got any more good contacts?

Regards
Manjeet

[abc]

no one knows.. he is the "Keyser Soze" of the 1.2 million homeowner loan leads per day industry

some say he can get lead forms filled in just by looking at a person on the tube ! or merely dialing their phone.. they don't even have to answer.. or have interest in a loan.. they just give their details without realising ! he's THAT good !

others say he's not human.. but some computer/bio cyborg lead generation machine..

but don't worry.. he'll find you !

brilliant.. haha

[drivetowin]

rumour has it Ranjeet is really the Stig - he needs to do something to earn money when Top Gear is off the air.

[123debtsolutions]

Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Soze. You never knew.....
That was his power......... The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

Couldn't resist... lol

[Michael_Anthony]

Lee - you know that Ranjeet exists, you have spoken to him on the batphone

[abc]

the usual suspects been on TV the last few weeks lol..

its the cripple.. would never have guessed


Rick