Loan/DM/IVA/Remo data/declines urgently needed!

[Michael_Anthony]

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Unbelievable "Penny for the Guy" offer

Due to an additional 200 staff being employed at our national incineration centre, we are now in urgent need of data and/or declines for all sorts of financial products.

Data must be printed out and supplied on bone dry, highly combustible paper and delivered directly to our premises in good time for us to add it to our bonfire. Wood may also be used, but it needs to the type that burns quickly and ideally chopped into fairly small pieces - no tree trunks thanks, they will still be smouldering the next afternoon when we're trying to tidy up.

We are also looking for a smaller supply of top quality jacket potatoes in foil.

Anyone who can help please pm me with the subject line "Guy Fawkes Night". Closing date for data delivery is 6p.m. on 5th November.

[aditya]

you are joking right ??

[Michael_Anthony]

Maybe?

Believe it or not, when I posted an almost identical thread yesterday morning, someone actually pm'd me with "Guy Fawkes Night" as the subject!

[123debtsolutions]

I sell very good firework, no lighter needed and free catherine wheel with every sale.

My firework bang with all different colours and make very loud noise. I sell you firework for very price good.

how many you want?

pm sent.

[john-pp]

ah... but I bet none of you can beat our web generated "BOGOFF" offer on bangers?

BTW that stands for "Bang One Go Oooooh For Free"!

:tup

[JayFCF]

The amounts of money i've wasted "Best in the market, top quality grade A" junk data from these "superb amazing brilliant" data sellers :'(

If you can get two lorries round to my office i've got 10 tonne of "apparent" loan decline data.

It makes me sick to think of all the trees wasted without me even getting one sale :'(

Smoke us a kipper i'll by round for breakfast.

Ps Give my love to the chickens