Destruction Derby - The Challenge Has Begun...

[swifty7]

Feeling angry? Wish you had something to really lay into and destroy in the wildest and weirdest way possible? You are in luck. Here at Mobiles.co.uk we have a Samsung U600, ready and willing to be trashed in the most violent and extraordinary way possible.

The challenge!

Come up with the wackiest, zaniest way of destroying the phone, write it up on your blog or website and the best entry will win the phone to destroy. Let’s see if the Samsung U600 will still work after you lay your hands on it! The closing date for entries is Midnight, Thursday 31st July

Drop the link to your destructive side to Hannah.Swift@mobiles.co.uk or post it here!

Let the destruction commence!

[lowndsy]

[swifty7]

Now that... I would like to see!

[Frostie]

Thats the phone I broke at the weekend and has now left me uncontactable

Trust me, simply dip in water for 5 seconds, wait for a sizzle and zap and voila! It no longer works! No need to do anythgin zany or wacky!

If I didn't know that these things gave up so easily, then I would stick it in a waterproof bag and take it scuba-diving with me, waiting for it to implode into gazillions of little pieces and feed them to the monkeys in my local zoo. I would then employ someone claiming every benefit under the sun to put back together with MagicTape (the clear stuff so you couldn't see the joins) and stick it on ebay to see how much could be fetched

[Pianoman]

I think BT did a similar incentive, last years winners...

[Gridlock]

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Derrrr der... Derrrr der...

[Kandevil]

Gave you a bit of a plug on my blog Hannah: Could you destroy the Samsung U600 Phone? - Kandevil's Affiliate Marketing Blog

gridlock where you getting the shark from??

[ipoints]

Die phone, DIE!!!!!!!!

[Gridlock]

Google Image Search "shark" - rocket science!

[swifty7]

Originally Posted by Kandevil Gave you a bit of a plug on my blog Hannah: Could you destroy the Samsung U600 Phone? - Kandevil's Affiliate Marketing Blog gridlock where you getting the shark from??

Thanks Ian, you owe me after this morning!

Awesome bit of destruction there!

[Kandevil]

Originally Posted by Gridlock Google Image Search "shark" - rocket science!

a google image of a shark isn't going to destroy a phone! Where are you getting the shark from if you win?

Bribe someone at the Sea Life Centre? Mind your fingers!!

[Gridlock]

Ah... I see! I'd not be happy unless the shark had frickin' laser beams, to be honest, and my staff are still working on this.

Maybe if lowndsy has a crocodile we can arrange something on Sky Sports PPV though? I know I'd pay to see it, and the RSPCA would ensure sufficient free promotion..

[nim-b]

Originally Posted by ipoints Die phone, DIE!!!!!!!!

Liking the way Tom's destruction idea involves a return trip to Barbados

Would you freewheel down onto it? Or just put it after a left turn?

[ipoints]

Originally Posted by nim-b Liking the way Tom's destruction idea involves a return trip to Barbados Would you freewheel down onto it? Or just put it after a left turn?

I think that freewheeling to the left into the phone would be the best solution

[Mogga]

I'm afraid I'd have to be fairly predictable and see if it was utterly destroyed after dipping into a chocolate fountain.