Agent S reporting in.
"Do Monkeys fly south for the winter? Only when camels have stolen their bananas"
This will be the code phrase used to ascertain the identity of my mystery contact. This journey of intrigue and international espionage has brought me to the Aquasol Aparthotel in
Palma Nova, Majorca at the behest of C, the mission commander.
Today has been one of familiarisation with the local area through intensive reconnaisance missions and photography of local landmarks. Myself and my fellow agent also put our camouflage skills to the test, posing with unsuspecting families in a group photo after a barbeque, all wearing identical t-shirts.
Regrettably this day did not see very much sunshine so the photos of scantily clad people will have to wait until the weather is more co-operative but fear not, there will be multiple photos to make up for the current famine!
A new disguise (sunglasses, though sadly without the standard issue fake moustache) has been purchased in advance of the photographic evidence being produced and I look forward to being able to use the dossier of evidence already collected.
Stay tuned, Agent S signing off.